Scallywags and Scoundrels: A Pirate Hall of Infamy

  Bartholomew Roberts, also known as Black Bart , wasn’t just one of the most successful pirates—he was arguably the most profitable . Operating in the early 18th century, he captured over 400 ships in his career, making other pirates look like amateurs. Unlike the stereotypical rum-soaked, chaotic pirate, Roberts ran a disciplined operation. He even preferred tea over alcohol —which is either the classiest pirate fact ever or the biggest betrayal to pirate culture. His personal code was strict, forbidding gambling and drunken disorder (so basically, no fun). His career ended in 1722 , when the Royal Navy caught up with him. True to his legend, he died in battle, shot in the throat. His crew, following his last wishes, threw his body overboard , ensuring he wouldn’t suffer the indignity of being hanged. Final Thought: Black Bart was the corporate executive of piracy —efficient, no-nonsense, and probably the guy who would reply to emails at 2 AM. Pirate log book entry [Xyd]